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A American girl with hopes to find another cowboy that surfs and can swim life adventures with me!

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Appearance

EthnicityMixed Race
National heritageFrench
BuildOther
Height170 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorOther
Best featureButt
Body ArtOther
Health ConditionBipolar
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Horse, Rodent, Other, I own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyMilitary
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleDomestic Panther/Tiger/cougar Beach Retired Bum

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI wish I had a TV
Favorite movies typesComedy, I'm a movie actor
Favorite moviesWonder Woman 7 Superman 5 Superboy 4 “Hazel the sweetest thing”cat Cat woman 2
Aspen the dog, and Pretty Woman oh Mr Mom Mrs Doubtfire 2!
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Reggae, Punk
Favorite artistsVEVO, bob marley, jimmy buffet and Sheryl Crow as well as Amy Grant, Tammy Trent and that Brit girl Danny gold boy!
Reading selectionBiography, Comic, Mystery, I don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksGilda Radner, Ronald Reagan, Socks the cat, Wizard of Oz, lots lots comic books too
Idea of funRead comics on the beach at my bday party with friends family having surf competitions and pizza pop of just going for a ice cream cone or slushee I love slushees addict fer sure!
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Family, Photography, Camping, Volunteering, Shopping

Personality

Social behaviorLoud
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorSlapstick
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, The movies, Extreme sports, Playing dress-up, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryPot but the one time I did I wound up in the hospital allergic to it almost died and was in intense care for 9 mths I felt like I was rebirthed and it took me 1 yr to come down off the air high at buffetts Roth bury concert boy was I high just off the sniffs of the air my hippie high days I just only said high cuz for two yrs that’s all I could say my brain got damaged bad I had a stroke and was trampled not good dr said no more concerts no more ugh I said after hi for 2 yrs least I said ugh for 1 yr God was what people said stoned!

Views

Political viewsGreen party
ReligionJewish
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeTo be free like naked as much as possibly I actually go commando most days it’s like free birding most teens say they do it I am 50 why not free bird it if teens can do it why not me!

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerGot to have balls of steel with me, be funny as hell and being able to put up with my bipolar dysfunctional as hell family and be able to lol at him self and take punches of humor, jokes and able to give it back too!
On the first dateOh the opportunity is endless but apps, dinner and dessert and left overs for my mom and kids I feed is always nice that always warrants to me a good man when he says take it to ur poor mom or hangry kids that keep calling u God how annoying how irritating fyi they do not get second dates either calling my mom irritating kids annoying either it’s all about respect to me!